The Perfect Germ

[ Begin with the rather strange, and already surreal 'random question' unexpectedly provided by
Blogger itself ]:

"If there's no I in team, why is there meat?"

[As with a team of horses, and horsemeat, contrived the almost aurally parallel line]:

"If the horse has glass eye(s), how can it find the next street?"
[Presumably, there is thus also a carriage of some sort, with occupants.]


[Add to this the chance 'heard phrase']: "the slowly boiling frog" , [and my random email title of
last night, (5/12/09)] , "Tickled Green"


[Already a possible working/title]: ' The Case of /the Tickled Green Frog'